That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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