Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
