we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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