I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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