I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
