Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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