i would punch a child for taco bell
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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