Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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