glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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