Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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