Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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