So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Randomize
