i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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