doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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