My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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