What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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