Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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