Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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