Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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