ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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