Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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