what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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