Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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