He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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