Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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