Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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