WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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