It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I wish i was in the wii world.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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