Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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