Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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