Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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