this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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