im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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