Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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