Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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