thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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