Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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