Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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