We're like a lot better than the average bears
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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