The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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