Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I deserve this hangover.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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