Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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