We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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