I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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