I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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