I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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