Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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