where am i from again
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Alive.
So much puke
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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