Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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