the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Randomize
